LANSING, Mich. (Michigan News Source) – Buckle up, Michigan drivers, because keeping your car on the road is like taking a joyride through a minefield of expenses. According to a new report from MoneyGeek, Michigan ranks #28 in the nation for overall driving experience, which, considering our road conditions, is about as shocking as finding potholes on I-75.

In a state where you need a snowplow just to leave your driveway half the year, Michigan managed to rank #5 for the worst weather. We might be the Mitten State, but it feels like Old Man Winter has us in a chokehold. So, if you’re not already shelling out lots of inflated dollars for snow tires, just wait – your brakes will give out before the spring thaw, thanks to our abysmal infrastructure ranking of #20.

Running on empty: the cost of cruising through Michigan.

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And if you’ve ever felt like you’re burning through all of your allowance at the gas pump, it’s not just your imagination. Michigan came in at #22 for the worst costs associated with driving. Between fluctuating gas prices and maintenance costs that could finance a small yacht, it’s no wonder everyone’s wallets are on life support. And let’s not even talk about auto insurance – where “cheapest” and “Michigan” are two words that have never met.

In fact, Market Watch Guide reports that Michigan drivers are getting hit with car insurance rates averaging a whopping 81% higher than the national norm, making them the most expensive in the entire country.

The road to nowhere with congestion woes.

And if you thought you’d make it through traffic in a timely manner, think again. We’re #26 for worst congestion. Those endless lines of taillights stretching to the horizon are just another day in the life of a Michigan commuter. It’s like sitting in a parking lot, except you’re burning through gas, patience, and the remnants of your sanity. And don’t get caught on your iPhone while sitting in traffic or the police will give you a ticket!

Safety last: why driving in Michigan Is a gamble.

Last but certainly not least, Michigan took the #32 spot for worst safety. Between the weather that could give Siberia a run for its money and the roads that seem designed by someone with a grudge against cars, it’s no wonder we’ve got fatal crashes on snowy and rainy days.

If you make it to your destination unscathed, consider buying a lottery ticket – you’ve already beaten the odds. So, next time you’re cruising down the highway, just remember: in Michigan, the real driving test isn’t passing your road exam; it’s surviving the daily commute.